Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Question for the Tooth Fairy

"Dear Tooth Fairy,
I lost my tooth and think it is in my stomach. Will you still give me a dollar for my tooth?
Love, Calvin"

"Dear Calvin,
My tooth alarm went off in the middle of the night last night to let me know that you lost a tooth. I do believe that you swallowed it. Thank you for the note explaining what happened. I ham happy to pay you a dollar for your tooth. Don't feel bad. A lot of kids swallow their teeth.

Keep brushing your beautiful teeth.

Love, The Tooth Fairy"

That's what happens when you don't take up your mom's offer to remove (not pull) the very loose tooth from your mouth.


Ms. Angie said...

Dear Tooth Fairy,

What in the world do you do with all those teeth? And where do you get the money to pay for them?


PS I "lost" two wisdom teeth last August. Did your tooth alarm go off twice? Am still looking for the $2 that I'm sure you left for me while I was on Vicodin.

Missy's said...

Dear Ms. Angie,

There is an entire web page dedicated to me and can answer all the questions you might have. Nice adults donate money for me to use to give the children. All the teeth are put in little boxes and are used to build all the magical buildings in fairy land. I'm sorry that you misplaced your $2.00 last August. I'm sure you will find it some day.


The Tooth Fairy.